TheRealDracoBlaze

 The year is 5001, and things have not gone well for Blissey. After a series of unfortunate events, Cardinal Herring convinced Pope Rrrrrrrr that turning the Earth into chocolate pudding was a good idea. Little did he know that Cardinal Herring, who claimed to be a quadroon, was actually one of the robot ninja monkeys that humanity had been fighting for so long. Pope Rrrrrrrr was a candor man, a man as old as Methuselah, whose ability to alchemically transmute anything was always an albatross around his neck, for although he lived in his Xanadu; he could never touch his Holy Grail, which was actually the Holy Grail. It was a curse really, whe